YOUR Horoscopes for March 2026
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TLDR; We are going to talk about the astrology of March and if youâre here just for the horoscopes - scroll waaaaay down!
HI EVERYONE!
Itâs that time of the month again,
We are back for some horoscopes for March! Yes, I am late. The eclipse has been and gone and yet here still I sit. Not to blame it on the astrology.. but it has shafted me a bit, or at least I got a little sidetracked on all my activities. We have a Mercury retrograde, we had that eclipse and fun and games of all kinds, so yeah, itâs one of those times where we are all like âoops well that was weirdâ. And because the world is already super weird and horrible, figuring out what might happen for all of us is always quite the task.
I want to ask, are you taking good care of your mind and your body? Because if the answer to that is no, can you please start doing so? Even if you really canât be bothered, just try a little, for me? Pretty please. I want you to start March with your best foot forward, regardless of the fact that youâre probably going to be doing a little dance around not knowing which way to go next. Which was definitely me this week, I just let myself be a bit of a mess. And by best foot forward, I also mean really not doing much. Hereâs your permission to get resting. Which, by the way, is not to say ignore all your responsibilities and rot in bed for a few weeks. Itâs just to take things a little slower, be intentional and know that things arenât going to be simple. Mercury is retrograde in a sign it doesnât love and Mercury also ruled that eclipse so we know itâs going to be slippery.
Especially perhaps where we have been ignoring ourselves. Our kind little voice that knows what we need.
We are going to be releasing things weâve held onto for a while with this eclipse and probably feeling a bit out of sorts, so taking it slow is what I hope we all strive for. Itâs okay to have big plans and responsibilities, we all do! But intentionally doing things is important, thinking about being less adventurous and more sticking to meeting our basic needs is perhaps the one thing thatâs non-negotiable. Getting enough sleep, eating foods that make us feel good and getting out in nature will support us immensely, even though itâs difficult sometimes. When we talk about health itâs important to know that all bodies and minds are different, some of you might be professional athletes and others might sit at a 9 to 5 job everyday or have chronic conditions which means we are all working with slightly different reference points.
But what do you need right now? You know that little niggling part of us thatâs like âoof I really should have stretched last nightâ? Itâs that knowledge we have about our own bodies thatâs important. Our bodies are our own, whether society likes it or not, so treat yourself. The Virgo eclipse will want you to tend to your needs and be of service to yourself the way you would be of service to others. Do you need to reflect on that maybe? Where have you been missing important details or things have fallen by the wayside because other priorities took over? What does that look like for you? Thereâs a lot of systems we put in place in life that just donât work for us anymore. Everything serves a purpose (or served one once) but itâs our job now to realise which we have outgrown and what structures we need more of to get us through as the people we have become now.
I think asking myself what is making me anxious is what most gets to the bottom of whatever I need to solve. Because only when I acknowledge the issue and attempt to work on it will my anxiety subside. Ask yourself, what little movement or action can you take today to do something towards overcoming what is making you nervous? It doesnât have to be fixed, but taking one tiny step can change our perspective. Like when you walk to the shop but stop off at a friendâs house first, then it somehow feels like your walk to the shop is shorter because you started at a different point. Yeah sure you might be at your friends chatting away for an hour or so, so technically your journey to the shop is a little longer, but you moved. Youâre closer to your goal and even had some fun getting there. Maybe if you tell your friend about the walk, they will even do the walk to the shop with you.
I donât know, that makes sense in my head but I hope you understand me.
Right, in the middle of March thereâs a bit more energy, itâs quite a short-ish window of feeling like we have drive to get things done. Mars and the North Node come together in Pisces so it might feel a little bit all over the place, but the intention is there. Even if we donât know which way we are going. Whether we get what we want done or not is really TBC because itâs not exactly a straight line. I want you to go with it. Letâs all just see what comes up and try and allow it to play out in the way itâs meant to.
Okay WAIT, I completely forgot, please forgive me. In amongst all this though you do get a teeeeeny bit of clarity, because lucky us, we have a Mercury cazimi on the 7th. If youâre wanting to say something important to someone or a group of people and it canât wait until the end of the month, this is a good day for it. Or at least, a better day than the others. So you know. But I mean look, do whatever you want honestly. Our lives really canât stop just because Mercury is retrograde. If you have to send something, just give it a look over.
AAAAND AFTER ALL THAT, some nice moments pop up.
Wooooahhh I knowwww, crazy innit.
On the third week in March, I want you to do things to connect with other people. Nowâs when I want you to send that message about meeting up for coffee or going to play minigolf. If those you love send you invites, try not to miss them! There might be some super fun stuff that gets planned or things that are passionate and exciting that catches your attention. I want you to frolic in the park with fresh daffodils and that, because itâs spring isnât it. The Sun is, sometimes, shining in the UK (and probably more often in other places) and use it as inspiration to just get out there and be with those that bring you joy.
Oh and dream. The last month or so has been kind of all over the place, probably a bit whirlwind-y and maybe hard to catch up with. But thereâs something to be said about dreaming and working on what you want to do next. What is something youâve been putting off because you felt it was too big for you to achieve? What does your ideal life actually look like? Because we might get a little chance to do something to start that new beginning.
The world is ugly. Itâs difficult and unfair and nothing feels certain. But one thing is for sure, you are creative and you are full of love. It might not seem like that shines back at you but start in your local community. Iâm in no way advocating for not being informed on whatâs going on in the world, I actually think all of us should know what is going on and educate ourselves. But what I am saying is that creation and the fights we are up against also start with how you take care of yourself, your friends and your local community.
The big stuff is too big for us to stop on our own. I know itâs super daunting and Iâm sure all of you reading this, like me, wish you could press a button and make things better. But we canât, not alone. What we can do and what we have power over though is what we do closer to home. The way you support those in need who live just a few streets away, or the way you call your friends just to check theyâre okay and ask whether they want a coffee or to come for dinner. Thatâs where it starts.
Not to mention the most important of all - you. I donât mean that in a selfish way. But I mean it in a âcanât pour from an empty cupâ kind of way. What fills you with joy? We all know what fills us with existential dread, but what actually makes life worth it. What in your days make you remember youâre here to live a full life? Is it creativity? Being in nature? Whatever it is, do more of it. Because the more joy you fill yourself with, the more infectious it becomes. Joy breeds joy. When you smile at someone in the street and they smile back, youâve done something to change the world we live in. You never know, you might be the only smile they receive today and perhaps theirs will brighten your day a little too.
I get that we can feel guilty for having fun when the world is in so much pain. I know I go there sometimes. But if we donât, we are contributing to the misery. You deserve to have joy, you deserve to spread joy and the more you do it the more goodness there becomes.
Start with yourself. Forgive yourself. Bake a cake and give it to your neighbour, I donât know, anything. Handmake a birthday card for someone you love or speak to the new coworker you donât really know.
I know, Iâm rambling, but you get my point.
NOW I will actually get to the horoscopes because a lot of you were actually just waiting for that.. I decided we will start from Libra today, because Iâm in a lovey mood and to be honest Libra is tying all my themes of love and justice and beauty together. So congrats Libra, youâre first (which means Virgo, I know itâs like a huge month for you but yeah scroll all the way down my sweet problem solvers).
These horoscopes are of course general readings based on your rising sign, but feel free to read your Sun and Moon too because I find that thereâs something in there that might resonate. But as always, take what resonates and leave what doesnât, your chart is much more complex so this isnât a personal reading.
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Letâs bloody do this kids,
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Two Optimystics x
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Oh HEY youâre first this week. Wow Libraâs putting themselves first, how does that feel you guys? Bet itâs weird. Yet here you are and here you should be. Are you tired? I think the eclipse is going to bring that feeling for you, maybe the feeling that no matter how much sleep you get, youâre still running on a low battery. Like your phone when it gets super hot from running 20 apps and you have to just walk away and allow it to cool down before you go back to it again. The most rest you can have though, I want you to take. I donât want you running around looking after everyone and everything because you might either disappoint yourself with your over extension or disappoint others when you have to cancel because you suddenly get sick and need a blanket and to stay inside. Just take care of yourself for now. Things will open up again. Youâll get that energy back, justttt.. like, not right now.
That Mercury retrograde might be making your daily life feel a little out of sorts. Like maybe youâve been up against some challenges that forced you to change the way you do your daily routines, your car may have broken down and you needed to get the bus to work or there was a flood which meant you had no running water from the tap. I donât know. They donât have to be big things, things that just interrupt you, they stop you getting on with your bigger plans. Try to make sure youâre communicating with the right people, maybe you sent something to the wrong place or a friend changed their number and now you donât know how to get hold of them. But the name of the game right now is patience. Calm. You know, we just kinda make room. Make accommodations for whatever might not be going 100% to plan. We knew it was coming, it sucks and itâs super boring but here we are.
Later on in the month thereâs a feeling of accomplishment, like even if you donât get to your final goal you feel a push to get it. Something inside you says âyes I canâ and you sort of go with it. Fight for the dream. You know you need to crack on with whatever it is thatâs been bugging you about your day to day life and you start to take steps to get there with a bit more energy to do so. With this renewed energy in yourself, your relationships also get a boost when Venus trines Jupiter. Itâs rewarding, itâs connecting and reminds you that you are loved. So I want you to be with your nearest and dearest, invite them for dinner, sing songs with them and be silly. Remind yourself of what your goals are in your relationships, what are you focusing on in terms of where you want them to end up? What doesnât work in your connections right now and where are you distancing yourself from those that matter most? It doesnât have to be in love, it can be in friendship, business or any other type of connections that are closest to you. Itâs a good chance to heal any broken bonds or anything inside you thatâs been feeling unloveable or like youâre not worth the time or energy others have to give. There are true transformations happening in the relationships that mean something to you, go with it. Enjoy them and let the love in.
Oh little social Scorpions, look, I know some of you might pride yourself as being people who donât NEED anyone to get by. But I hate to break it to you, we all do. Youâre a human and humans need connection. So this month might throw up quite a few things about friends and the groups youâre a part of, now maybe some of you are super excited and have a lot of things coming up in terms of meeting new people or reuniting with old friends but some of you might be struggling to find those people or feel like your communication with them isnât at its best. We are of course in eclipse season and Mercury retrograde so I donât expect everything to be simple, but thereâs a definite focus in the area of your life where you share experiences with others.
What about your friendships have transformed since March 2025? Which new groups have you joined or which have you left? Who are you spending time with or who would you like to spend more time with? Those of you who are searching for new friendships after moving or just living a new chapter of your life perhaps there will be opportunities this month to do just that. Or to go to conferences with likeminded people that just make you go âomg Iâm actually not a solitary creature, there are people like me!â. I know that communications might not be easy though, like we might share a couple of cross words or things get misheard. But thereâs a realisation about who you want to be surrounded by and who perhaps you really donât. Itâs important to notice where you can work through conflict rather than avoid it or participate in growing conflict. Like how can we be grown up about this, did we fall out for a real adult reason or are we just replaying a childhood resentment? Because itâs easy to get caught up in the âIâm right, youâre wrong and I refuse to message you unless you apologiseâ dynamic. I donât want that for you. I want a sit down conversation where you work out what went wrong and how youâre both going to communicate better. I definitely want you to check your inbox for invites. Get your text messages sorted, listen to your voicemail and see what people are asking you to be a part of. I think some of the things you might be invited to are part of a creative project youâve been wanting to work on. Thereâs something about it that feels good, it feels imaginative and I want you to go with that. If youâre feeling inspired right now to do something or make something - I want you to trust that and go and make a start.
Youâre going to want variety this month. The boring and slowness of work, chores and pets will have to be infused with SOMETHING. So even if you have to focus on all those things, do it with music or create art from the experience. I donât know, SOMETHING. Can you take care of your body too? I know youâre going to want to be all over the place with inspiration but what happens when that runs out? Can you sustain yourself? Because it will all seem fun but I want you to start off on the right foot. Working in small sections will help you keep going in the long run and this year youâre going to need all the energy you can get. Thereâs something about your work projects that really picks up speed or gets some recognition, as if to say like congrats youâre doing a brilliant job, sort of thing. So I want you to go get creative with your friends and recognise your limits. Thereâs a lot to come this year, so keep going!
Right, people are looking at you. It might be in your career, it might be something youâre doing in public, but whatever it is, you are super visible. The eclipse for you will throw up something youâve been dealing with since March 2025, something that is either a continuation or a new start with the same themes. Youâre building up to some recognition within that space and it may not be fully formed yet, but itâs coming. So what have you been learning about taking up space? Or entering the spaces you want to be seen in? But on a different note, I also want you to think about what youâve learnt about the way you behave in public or within your career? Itâs not great to think about, but are there ways in which your more difficult traits come through when youâre out in public. It might be in the way your frustration makes you snap at others, or even the opposite, are you afraid to speak? Eclipses are all about both the light and dark right? None of us are perfect, sometimes these parts of ourselves are seen that maybe we arenât too proud of but we are always able to notice, acknowledge and think. Or what about other peopleâs behaviour? Did you notice any jealousy or unkindness whilst having your moment in the sun? Because sometimes when we get the chance to shine, unfortunately others insecurities can take that as a self criticism. Which, by the way, is none of your business. You are not to blame for their reactions to you being recognised or congratulated. So if you notice any of that, try to pay it no mind.
I wouldnât be surprised either if all of this brings up something from childhood. Something a family member said to you or a way you instinctively react, I donât know, itâs food for thought anyway. But there will be things coming up about the home, where you live or where you come from. Maybe you start to think about moving or where you would like to eventually end up, some of you could move in with parents again or be looking for a bigger house to bring up your children in. If you are wanting to move soon, PLEASE, check the fine print, the pipes, the alarm system and whatever else goes into finding a home you want. Itâs Mercury retrograde so if we are signing contracts, letâs get advice. Unless youâre someone who sells homes and mortgages for a living, in which case, maybe just read it twice. Any conflict with family or conversations that bring up emotional points from the past, allow yourself to work through it. I know families are weird but we are all grown ups now, we have more tools, we are able to deal with things better so try not to go back into your childhood self to please anyone else.
Towards the end of the month I am prescribing you some fun. Like get out there and enjoy yourself, the sun is shining (hopefully) and itâs not time to sit indoors. Nature might bring you inspiration this month so really look around you, you might see things that surprise you. Even if you live in a city, what ecosystems live alongside you, notice them because thereâs some creativity that can come from that inspiration. You can do whatever you want, whatever brings you joy but please write down your ideas and after the retrograde, see which ones you can turn into something brilliant. Whether you would describe yourself as an artist or not, I want you to channel your childlike imagination and take actionable steps towards whatever your creative goals are. You donât have to be a painter to be an artist FYI. Art is everywhere. Poetry, music, dance, using colour coordinated highlighters, public speaking or pouring love into your home cooked meals are all forms of expression. I want you to enjoy those moments, where you can infuse your personality and joy into anything you do.
You folks are thinking about your long term plans and look I get it, the world isnât easy, things are tough and to top it all off we have a Mercury retrograde in the area of your chart that deals with your daily communications and short term travel. So safe to say, you feel a bit cornered. Maybe some of you are literally unable to travel right now. Some of you might have the urge to go somewhere new, or to start on your long term goals but it just feels as though there are setbacks that mean you donât have the time or the space to venture out there and do something new. I donât want you to forget those plans though, like I donât want you to think itâs never going to be possible and youâll be stuck forever, because thatâs really not the case. But I do want you to allow them to live in limbo at the moment. I want you to know that the journey is long but the destination is possible. Even if you have no idea how to get there right now. Itâs there. Just the motorway is closed and you have to go the scenic route. Please go the scenic route, have a look at your surroundings, connect with the here and now. I donât want you to DO a lot, which for you guys is a little difficult, you may not be running everywhere all at once but the slow and steady movement is necessary for you guys to feel like at least youâre travelling. Iâm not saying that you should sit around bored and stressed, but the least you can do the better. Can you clear your schedule slightly and take time to focus slowly on only a couple of things?
Be detailed (which you already are good at). Work diligently on something, but work slowly. It can be frustrating, but itâs going to pay off I swear. If you do miss important pieces of information I want you to acknowledge it, remind yourself of what you missed and keep going. On the other side of the coin, some of you might have the opportunity to go on a trip or publish something meaningful to you and maybe it feels like a whole new start. Itâs exciting and itâs got potential. It will probably be infused with mess and chaos but also can bring you new perspectives about new ways you can do things. Like the trip might not go as planned, maybe your hotel is shit and you have no choice but to rebook another one. But when you swap hotels you meet some locals who tell you about a little beach that only they know about and suddenly you have friends in other places and experiences you werenât going to have. Or you started on a course that you hate but it lead you to use those talents to go and learn something else you would have otherwise had no interest in. So we are going to look at it like that. Embrace the twists and turns of the tide. Itâs important that you take the detour.
I know we might not be great at communication at the moment, but there could be something said that is super impactful, maybe something that is a catalyst for change. Check your messages, thereâs something said that youâll look back on and be like oh shit that was a defining piece of communication so look out for that. Also for those of you looking for movement in where you live, there could be that too. Maybe some of you hear about a house for sale or suddenly someoneâs interested in yours. Either way, it might help solve a few things youâve been nervous about in terms of your housing situation or your home and family life. Like are you struggling to put down roots in one place or another and where do you dream of living? I want you to take the dream and work on it. You work hard, we know that, so put it to good use. Some of you may not be able to change it right away, you know, money, time, family or work commitments all come into it but there is a glimmer of an opportunity thatâs right for you in terms of your home and foundation. Or you really just get cosy and invite your friends for dinner and realise this was where you were meant to be all along. Who knows, but either way itâs lovely. Itâs problem solving towards the end of the month and maybe itâs your damp and leaky pipes being fixed too. Which, of course, is great!
Okay we are talking about healing, I know, healing means you went through something difficult to get to that part and Iâm sorry that, whatever youâre healing from, happened to you. But this eclipse is going to give you a cathartic chance to move through some of that. Itâs super important that we take care of our mental health. Not just in a way thatâs like posting on social media about how youâre journaling and waking up at 6am, I mean if you are actually doing that then thatâs AWESOME. But what I mean is, figuring out what gives us the ability to move through the cycles of pain and be as resilient as we can be. Itâs hard work, it can feel icky and uncomfortable to face those parts of our grief that we donât usually, but I promise you, itâs so beneficial on the other side. But for some of you thereâs also a financial element (or both) to this eclipse, getting all our money in order and figuring out who owes who what is a great use of our time. Perhaps this is a continuation of something thatâs been happening since March 2025, you might have been paying off a specific debt, maybe youâve been trying to get funding for a project and it comes through or youâve been waiting to collaborate with someone else. But thereâs something here about what you owe others and what they owe you too, collaborations that youâre being paid for need to really be looked through to see whether youâre actually being paid what youâre owed so bare that in mind too.
I do think however that later on in the month youâre going to feel the need to act on your finances more or the way you want to make a living. Money is so grim to talk about I know, because all of us have very different reference points and it can be a huge source of stress for many of us. But thereâs something here about a renewed sense of energy to go after the life you want to lead in the way you make money. So I want you to think about your dreams going forward, what job do you want to do? Do you even want a âjobâ and do you want to run your own business for example? Because itâs something that has been niggling at you and youâre wanting to do something that shakes up that area of your life. Be honest about what that dream looks like for you, not for the opinions of others. Because letâs face it, theyâre always going to have an opinion, but you donât have to be miserable just because they think youâre making the wrong choice. This financial stuff gets a solution towards the end of the month so thatâs what I want you to keep in mind if this makes you nervous or anything, thereâs something that comes up where the details come together. It at least gives you a sense of relief in that area.
I want you to start doing something daily that helps you. A small action, or ritual if you like, that makes you feel set up, organised and ready for the day ahead. Acknowledge where you are disorganised or you feel that things take over you and how you can relieve yourself of some of that burden. Is there a way you can organise your schedule so itâs a bit more predictable? Or can you set reminders every few days of what might be coming up so you donât have to stress youâre late for it or something? What boundaries do you need to put in place to make sure you perform and rest at your best each week? Because if you want to follow a dream path of yours - there needs to be consistency and action over time. Inspiration is great but how often does it keep you going? I want you to take yourself seriously and bring your wants and needs to the forefront because you deserve to go after whatever dream it is you have, even if it doesnât seem like something others might support you in. How can you support yourself and your dreams?
Oh you guys, what a season. I know itâs kind of been hijacked by a whole bunch of stuff so I hope youâre all making it through unscathed and if you are struggling, letâs get together with those we love and spend time out in nature. You donât have to be alone in this. Whatâs happening in your partnerships right now? Where are they working and where are they not? Every time I ask this question people, naturally, assume Iâm saying youâre going to break up with a current partner during an eclipse. I would like to reiterate PLEASE donât take it as that. Yes eclipses are beginnings and endings and yes those things are part of the cycle of life, but itâs not a given. So leave that one there for now. But what is beginning and ending in your partnerships at the moment? What have you been building together thatâs coming to a head? What behaviours are you releasing within them? Because this can all be about unhealthy patterns that might have shown up before too. If youâre single and looking for someone, what are you looking for? Are you looking for someone just to say to society that someone loves you or are you looking for someone you know would be good for you? We want our connections, friendships and the people we do business with to align with what our values and principles are, not to shape ourselves into something they might like to be seen with. So take a look at where youâre losing out on being yourself.
We obviously have the Mercury retrograde in the first house so itâs kind of all over the place. But dare I say, kind of creative. Even poetic perhaps. I donât know it doesnât have to be bad, like maybe itâs good artistic chaos. Maybe youâre starting to take action on things youâve left alone for too long or youâre getting some energy to say what you need to say. Because letâs not forget that Mercury retrograde in your sign can give you a bit of a fuck it energy for the good or for the bad. Either way, itâs impacting what you communicate and how you do it. I want you to use the energy to honestly kind of go for it, now we are thinking a lot about partnerships so if it involves someone else we might want to think before we speak to make sure it all comes out right. But itâs also a good time to reflect on what you want in terms of the way you communicate and what you strive for. Notice what desires are coming to the surface for SURE.
Then you know, the end of the month comes and we have a moment surrounding your finances so I want you to be quite careful about where you spend your money or how you decide to save. Some of you might be coming to the end of the tax year and perhaps you have to do your accounting and work out what you need to give HMRC, but whatever youâre doing in terms of your money or how you make a living, like letâs approach it with care. But itâs not all loss, like itâs potentially a gift in that department, but I donât want you to spend spend spend. I want you to see âoh I have a bit extra, AMAZING! Iâm gonna save that for a rainy dayâ kind of thing. If youâre starting a new business or a new job or a new financial year, I expect this to be a busy time for you and a new beginning. Thatâs why Iâm saying hold onto it for now, because itâs all new, unknown. Looking at where you donât believe youâre good enough is extremely important, like why are you not good enough to start your own business? Why would it fail? You have everything in your power this year to start something meaningful and make a living from it. If itâs a new job, take pride in it, you were good enough to get it! So let yourself know that. Let yourself enjoy your abilities instead of taking time to put yourself down. Youâre capable of anything!
How are your routines? How do they hold up when youâre swimming against the tide? Because Iâm sure some of you have been feeling a little chaotic when it comes to your daily life, your chores and your work life. It doesnât have to be huge stuff, but generally thereâs a theme of taking a look at how your day to day life contributes towards your wider goals. Including the way you take care of your body. Your body is the thing that gets you from A to B, without your body being kept in good condition you will struggle to reach whatever goals are there waiting for you to act on them. Again, I always say, we have different bodies, bodies that work in all kinds of ways so this is about you and yours only. How do you take care of it to the best of your ability. Not all of us will go to the gym 4 times a week, some of us need a different way of caring for ourselves and thatâs what I want you to do. Figure out the ways in which your body feels good and can take you where you want to go. Not forgetting the mind because hey, the brain is an organ so if sheâs not great, your body wonât be either. So what is unhelpful about your wellness routines right now and what do you know works brilliantly? We want to start to let go of some of the things that keep you stuck and let in some routines that set you up for the day well. We want you to keep yourself as well as possible for the long term. How are you doing in terms of your work as well because Iâm sure some things have come up around that. Like what have you been doing in your work life that feels fulfilling and what have you been doing that really doesnât? How are you balancing your work or volunteering with taking care of yourself is also a good question to ask.
Later in the month it feels as though you need a little break. Like to go and be in solitude for a while, not lonely just making the choice to stay away from the noise. You might notice your energy levels arenât fantastic and rather than going out, might opt for staying in with some friends and good food. Or maybe thereâs something youâve been working on by yourself that takes up a little extra time. Whatever it is, itâs okay to go behind the scenes for a while, you donât have to put everything out into the world if it isnât ready. So take the time to have that rest and recuperate before you need to get back out there again. BECAUSE the end of the month feels different. It feels more social, more sparky. You feel a bit more lucky or like you have a spring in your step at least. I donât want you to sit back and expect the luck to arrive at your door (although it actually might) but I want you to create it. Go for opportunities you donât think youâll get, like fuck it innit. Lifeâs too short to not try.
When you go for your dreams, you have a chance of getting them. As simple as that may sound, thatâs what I want you to remember. I want you to define your dreams for yourself and no one else. I want you to think about the promises youâve made to yourself about reaching some form of milestone. Then I want you to go do it. You have a lot of people around you who will support you, even if you canât see them yet. Theyâre there. But contacting your friends and growing a community is going to be extremely helpful in the months to come so Iâm just putting that out there and for you to remember your personal power and agency is also really important. Go dark for a while, work in that space and then come out like âyes, I know where I came from, I know where Iâm going and Iâm going to make it happenâ. Thatâs what I want for you!
You know Taurus, like I donât hate this for you. Yes we have an eclipse, yes itâs messy, but also thereâs a lot happening in your fifth house of creative projects and fun and pleasure and self expression and if something is messy in this lifetime - itâs creativity. So I wonder what youâre doing to tap into that creativity you possess. Like what new hobbies have you started since March 2025? What creative projects have you started, ended and gone back and forth between? I want you to use this energy to really have a fun time creating messy, imperfect art. Whether youâre a self described artist or not, I want you to make art out of anything you do. In this context, you are the only people this month I will say not to bother checking the details. Art doesnât have to be perfect. It doesnât have to be âgood enoughâ in someone elseâs eyes, all that matters is you did it and itâs infused with pieces of you. I want you to look back at where you stopped believing in your creative genius? All the times you stopped yourself from participating in creative projects because you thought your ideas werenât good and things wouldnât work or no one would like it. WHO CARES IF NO ONE LIKES IT. Oh my god. Art is so subjective, it really doesnât matter. I want you to know that, I want you to express yourself in all the ways you can. If youâre on Substack by the way please share your messy art with me. I can assure you Iâll love it.
Thereâs all this stuff happening within your friendships and groups too. So where has your communication with friends been a little bit messy, where have the plans fallen by the wayside and you havenât been able to catch them. Because I want you to think about the ways in which you connect and join together with others, is it cohesive? Is it avoidant? What does that look like? If youâve been experiencing any conflict amongst your friendship groups, donât give up on them. Itâs tempting to dig your heels in and not approach with an apology first, but is that really helpful? Will that get you somewhere in solving the conflict? Probably not. So letâs be adult about the ways in which we are connecting or disconnecting with those who were once so important to us. Or even if youâre meeting new people, donât dismiss them at first glance, thereâs more than meets the eye. Even if you donât think theyâre your people, trust me, you canât tell by just looking at them. You have to connect. Socialise.
Then at the end of the month we do a bit of solitude. So if you got too busy and you need to stay at home - do it. Thereâs no shame in turning off your phone for a while and giving yourself the time and care that you need. I think itâs great actually, like I donât want to hear from you later in March, I want you to see me in April and be like âoh sorry I was working on this thing and didnât get a chance to go to the partyâ you know? Tell me all the cool things you did and learnt by yourself this month. Youâve got loooads of time to be social so donât worry, just take that time, be in nature, be under a blanket or something. If you want to be around friends, opt for a movie night instead. All of you in your pyjamas huddled up together. That sounds like a good night. I approve!
So youâre another one with an impactful eclipse, I mean it might not be HUGE donât get me wrong, but because your planet Mercury rules this eclipse, thereâs something in it that feels important. I want you to think about how you are within your family or the place you live. How do you communicate with your family (or those who feel like family) or how do you relate to your home life? You donât have to live in the shadows of them, and they donât have to be perfect for you to love them either. What have you been thinking about since March 2025 about where you live, is there somewhere else youâd rather move to? Are you looking for a house? Whatever it is is a continuation of a story you began last year. Maybe youâve lost family members (in which case Iâm so sorry for your loss, in whatever way that showed up, I really am) and are trying to reconfigure your life around that. Or you had a new addition to the family and youâre figuring out that dynamic too! Something changed here and maybe itâs just the way you interact with one another, you know, people have children, they change, your children grow up, they move out, you lose touch and things donât feel exactly as they did before. How do you feel about that? Is it bringing up anything that makes you feel as though the home isnât as complete as it once was, or is it changing the dynamic in some way between all of you? If there are any lingering issues surrounding your home and family unit, it looks like there are some solutions on the horizon. You might get a piece of news this week that makes your mind clearer on a situation too, which is always good.
I think your career will also be an interesting one, thereâs a bit of a tug between your home life and your public life. If you work with family, some tensions might arise but with some dedication and hard work you can move through it. But if you donât work with family maybe you just have a lot of work on and donât get to spend much time at home. Or you might feel as though there are things youâre missing out on in your career because youâre always looking after other people. I want you to know that you have a community you can lean on. Who is part of that community? Are they showing up for you and are you showing up for them? I donât want you to wonder whether youâre good enough or likeable enough to be surrounded by people. Because you are. That I know for sure. You have as much of an important input as anyone else, so please donât fall into the trap of questioning your connections with others or what you have to bring to the group.
Figuring out which groups align with you and which ones donât is super important, if you outgrew friendships or distanced yourself from them, thatâs okay. But how can you reconnect if you want to? Or how can you find the people that resonate with you the most? We all need friends, even if we donât think we do. Where can you meet more people, can you put yourself out there a little bit and have the confidence to ask others if theyâd like to meet up more often? As adults it can feel weird to make friends because weâre all in such different stages with different schedules, but how do you make time for them? Whereâs your little group of people that make you laugh. You donât even need to have 50000 of them, just a couple is more than enough. So go out and make friends, go and be social, chat my ear off and tell me all the gossip. I mean I donât advocate for mean gossip but like FILL ME IN! I WANNA HEAR! Connect! We need you. People will be there for you if youâre willing to participate too.
You lot might get busy. Which in an eclipse season can feel like a LOT so Iâm sorry if youâre feeling overwhelmed or unsure of whatâs going on from one day to the next. But itâs time to get as good at time management as you can possibly get. Both in work and in fun. Like, I donât want you to carve out your entire day around all the work you have to do, I want you to carve out time for fun too. Like scheduled fun, thatâs what I want. Of course scheduling it might sound like the FUN is removed from the act of fun but what I mean is if you can, take 2 or 3 hours of your day to just go meet a friend. Or play a sport. And even if youâre like âomg but I have so much work to do I canâtâ, you planned for it, so go! Fun is also part of the human experience, we werenât built to work all day long. We were built for variety, built for connection and joy. Please put some of that in there. Donât expect to make huge advancements in whatever it is youâre working on, just because itâll leave you disappointed if you donât. Take it as it comes. I think youâre going to have opportunities in your inbox that you might not notice at first - so pay attention to whoâs talking to you and whoâs reaching out.
I want you to treat each day as if it was meaningful, even in the most mundane aspects of life. All of your schedule holds meaning, not just the bits that you feel will bring you success if you get them done or will impress others in the end. The parts of your day where you are doing your journaling or having a solo walk are just as important. So make time for that. All those little movements make a massive difference to the trajectory of your big life goals, donât forget that. A car is made up of a whole load of moving parts, so if you want to go on the road trip you have to take care of all of it, the windows, engine, doors, everything. So treat your life the same way. Even down to the comfort of your seats. Like, do you want to get to your destination comfortably or do you want to just find it miserable the entire way. Itâs that.
I know youâre going to be seen in public this month in some capacity. Thereâs a recognition here for something youâve worked on or youâre beginning something significant in your career life. Itâs something that might get you to one of those goals we are talking about so please do take it quite seriously. Itâs quite a daunting thought sometimes, being seen. But it doesnât have to be with a mask, be vulnerable on stage. You are who you are, that is enough. You deserve to be seen for who you are, not for a version of yourself that was never really there. You have to be unafraid of being unlikeable or different, so I want you to remember that when you step into the spotlight or your career rewards you somehow. What are you noticing about your relationship to being seen? I also want you to think about your healing, where have you been healing from something recently and how is that going? Maybe you donât feel totally ready to say you âhaveâ healed, because to be honest, healing is never really over in this human life. I think we are always healing and never perfect because we are human and thatâs alright! But is there something you can be honest about in that? You have survived so much in your life, itâs only right to give yourself credit for that.
The material world is calling, so pay close attention to your finances or the way you make a living. But not only that, I want you to think about your self confidence. Because the eclipse is sitting in your second house, itâs important to assess the ways in which you talk to yourself about your abilities and talents. Do you play down your talents for the sake of others? How is that inner critic today? You know? We are releasing something, whether that is self doubt or giving money away or putting something you worked on out into the world. I get that it might seem odd, because itâs Mercury retrograde, so if you do release something out into the world or give money to someone else letâs double check bank details or whether you clicked to upload the right file. I donât know, itâs just important that we cover the bases and understand that we might have to do whatever it is more than once. I really want you to try to allow yourself to be a little bit messy but keep the finances in order. Because messy finances is honestly just a ball ache. So yeah.
I also think that thereâs some interesting collaborations coming your way this month, look out for those. Especially if theyâre already ongoing, like how are you working well within your collaborations and how are they getting sloppy? Which do you want to commit to and which donât you anymore? Because if we arenât committed, we might have to relook at carrying on with them. I think youâll feel quite driven though, you will WANT to make things work. Which is always a good start to be honest. It might feel a bit icky in the beginning but by the end of the month things seem to start working better. Youâll be able to see more of the full picture rather than whatâs right in front of you and the goal becomes clearer. The idea of long term planning or working towards something extremely specific hasnât been easy recently so itâs going to feel like a relief to finally be able to SEE it. Maybe it all starts to come together, like you do the dress rehearsal for a show and youâre like âomg we ACTUALLY made something and itâs not trashâ.
Anywhere youâve been wanting to go in the literal travel realm might also get a green light, it feels like things are moving again. So if youâre currently feeling stuck, trust that that feeling wonât last forever. The rebirth is COMING. Think about where it is you want to go, either physically or metaphorically and make a commitment to get there. You are so capable of getting where you want to but if you never make the decision or donât see the goal clearly - it gets a bit low energy. If the goal also relies on someone else or a group of people, thereâs a helping hand there at the end of the month and it feels like finally youâre all going to do the thing. Even if theyâre just lending a supportive hand. Anything youâve been working on publishing or teaching is going to feel like it takes shape too, so the end of March is a great time to put something into the world that hadnât seen the light of day before. Just really hone in on what your long term plans are and even if right now it doesnât feel like thereâs a clear path forward, there is about to be.
Alright, donât hate me, pleeeeease. I know I put you last on the list this week but honestly it really is about you once again this month. Youâve heard about it from everyone Iâm sure, but we start the month with yet another eclipse in Virgo. So youâre releasing something and whatever it is feels super personal. This isnât something necessarily out of the blue either, youâve probably been following this trend since like March 2025. Think back to then and also September 2025, what was coming up for you? Whatâs reared its head once again? Youâre on a continuous journey with whatever this is until next year and Iâm not saying itâs always going to be difficult, because with eclipses there are endings and beginnings. The beginnings may not be what we expected but usually thereâs a resolution at the end of the eclipse journey, it just happens that this one is pretty personal to you. Because itâs to do with your body, your essence, your identity right? So we know itâs going to feel like a lot.
I want you to take care of yourself especially well at the moment, eat well, sleep well and do things that bring you utter joy, joy is the medicine we all need right now. Maybe youâre changing some things about yourself, your surroundings or what you want to put out there as your authentic self. You might notice that things have fallen away and your opinions have changed, but thatâs okay. Genuinely thatâs all part of it and I want you to allow yourself to grieve what has been lost but welcome what is new. What new and exciting things can you see on the horizon? What are you not only looking back on, but also looking towards?
Not only is it about you, but also about who youâre in partnership with 1:1, because we have that Mercury retrograde right? So what are you learning about the ways in which you communicate in partnership with others? There could be people coming back around that you havenât been with in a while and maybe it feels a bit weird or like super surprising. Maybe someone offers you an opportunity and itâs like âokay I need to think about this before jumping right into itâ or itâs something you didnât think was on the cards for you and suddenly it shows up at your door. Be mindful youâre not missing any invitations, be that via email or phone or whatever, like also check your voicemail you know? We definitely want to be working through any conflicts that arise when we have the opportunity to be with those we have to work closely with. It might seem messy and chaotic but you can also use that poetic side of Pisces to create some art together, metaphorically or literally.
Iâm so sure thereâs a collaboration coming your way, really I am. Or like a continuation of a collaboration you were in before that brings something really lovely, especially towards the end of March. Can you get excited about the prospect of working with others rather than the nervousness of doing so (or the nervousness of not being offered an opportunity)? Once we get there with Mercury direct there is a chance to smooth out what may have gone awry within our partnerships at the beginning of the month. So you know, we go from this moment of figuring out who you are alone and who you are in connections to a little more certainty and I like that for you. It sets you up in a beautiful way for what comes next, a huge focus on collaborating with others. What do YOU bring to the table? Can you focus on that? Can you find ways to share and give ideas within your group projects? You hold as much power as others do in your groups and I want you to do both, listen and be listened to. Contribute and allow others to contribute. There are people out there who want to work with you, they may not have shown up yet (or maybe they have who knows) but thereâs a beautiful chance at the beginning of the month to get working on what it is you want to do. Just look after yourself this March and see how it unfolds. The opportunities for you are SO endless this spring, I need you to remember that.
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